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If you're reading this, you're either a fan of mine, or you've been directed here and are new to the Newgrounds Featureless Chat(TM). Since the former is impossible, here are some guidelines to follow when using the chat:

1. This chat is featureless, outside the usual text and icons. See alt text in the title of the chat for further information.
2. Name colors are random, and each person sees them differently outside their own, which is always grey; refresh, and they will change. If you include someone's full name in your message, the message will appear highlighted blue (violet, to all you nit-pickers [talkin' to you, Jay]) to them. Also, if you include your own full name in your message, it will appear green.
3. Double-posts are only seen by you, and are typically due to connection issues. Try to ignore them.
4. Please don't spam the /follow links, CAPS, or ASCII penises. You're better than that... right?
5. To make links, simply add http:// to the desired url. Ex: http://www.newgrounds.com
6. To view someone's profile, the url is http://[username].newgrounds.com
7. Regular mods include but are not limited to GoryBlizzard, Jay, tigerkitty, TurkeyOnAStick, Gagsy, Knights, and Nae. Since there is no official set of rules for the chat, different mods may rule differently on certain issues.
8. If you are banned, do not make an alt and come back, as this will only result in a permaban for ban evasion. Instead, calmly PM the mod who banned you, or wait until your ban is lifted.
9. Don't take everything we say seriously. This will only result in frustration.

Thank you for reading, and enjoy your stay at Newgrounds Featureless Chat(TM).