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A sign hangs in front of a building. “The Internet Café”, it reads, and inside lays an arrangement of tables and chairs, set in sets yet not closed off to one another. The house is full, with some enjoying their coffee in peace, and others gleefully chatting with their mates, waiting out the rain that plagues the outside world. The cheerful atmosphere quickly dissipates, however, as a young boy walks in. “One coffee, black. Make it snappy”, he says. A man approaches him.
“Hey”, he says, in an angry tone. “I don’t like the tone of your voice.”
“Yeah? Well suck it, old man, I’m thirsty”, the boy retorts, spitting at the man’s shoes.
“Spitting at my shoes? How old are you, little boy?”
“Why does it matter? This isn’t a bar; I can stay here if I want.” The man’s voice hardens.
“Alright already, sheesh! I’m 15, what about it?” As he announced his age, the patrons suddenly turned their heads. The café suddenly erupts in voices, as shouts of “Get out, kid!”, and “Beat it, snot-nosed brat!” fill the air. The boy, shocked by the sudden hostility, quickly flees the café, and the rest were left in peace. Yet, the hostility didn’t dissipate.
“Whaddaya mean you’re not an atheist? You believe in some hokey-pokey beard in the sky?”
“I can get my coffee myself! I don’t need a man to just hand me everything, you chauvinistic jerk!”
“Guys, please, can’t we just get along? You’re really upsetting this poor girl! She doesn’t seem upset, but surely she’s upset and in need of consoling, which I’m perfectly capable of giving!”
“Anyone want some meth?”
As the police arrest the man who made the last remark, the mad shouts continue to echo throughout the café. The volume escalates until finally a burly man appears amidst the crowd. A few minutes later, the lights in the café shut, and one by one the patrons are thrown out.
“Every single day…” the burly man mutters to himself. “Why do I even bother?”
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